Optimistic Pessimist

In response to:Letter To Asda

2008-12-10T13:36:09+01:00

you're a complete fucking mongol.

a pear caught your eyes across the room? there's your first problem, you're retarded.

you were left "distressed" because this was left on sale. There's your second problem, your an overly sensitive retard.

you want Asda to make a promise that this was an anomaly? There's your third problem, you're still a retard.

Get a life, bitch.

In response to:Letter to - British Association Of Paediatric Surgeons

2008-08-26T12:18:51+02:00

I think you have mistaken them for the British Association of Pedalo Drivers. :)

In response to:Email Sent To Metro Newspaper

2008-08-13T09:59:42+02:00

To say that I am disappointed with your reaction Mr. Lobuczek is akin to saying the Spice weevils of Omagon 9 like the taste of human flesh, (I’m sure we both know the answer to that).

I am upset that you have chosen to take my letter of support as a mockery.

Of all the people in this world I expected to understand my ordeal, I expected that person to be you.

After 24 years of mining spices and having no one to talk to about it upon my return I became somewhat disillusioned with life but when I read the gripping account of your own experiences in the Metro newspaper I felt I had found a kindred spirit with whom I could share my experiences.

But alas, I am again alone on this rock we call Earth, (Interesting side note, the Kraktackens call our planet Steve. Just thought you’d like to know…)

Anyway, I’m sorry if you felt that I was being sarcastic with my letter, I can assure you that that was definitely not my intention.

I wish you well with your life and hope you someday find comfort in your experiences.

Dean

In response to:Email Sent To Metro Newspaper

2008-08-13T01:38:18+02:00

Dear Mr. Dean Griffiths,

In reply to the humorous mockery regarding my experiences I was under no illusion that many would poke fun at me. However it doesn’t really matter because there will always be differences of opinion. It is however a shame because there are many others who will learn from this experience and keep their experiences truly buried. I really hope that you enjoy your moment of fun because that’s all it is a moment of fun a cheap jibe.

It wasn’t possible for the journalist who covered my story to include all the detail and the supportive evidence to my claims, because he was limited to a predefined space in the newspaper. I am and always have been a sceptical and self critical person and the full account, which remains unpublished, is highly detailed and needs to be judged in its entirety. Also note that I was asked whether I would share some of my experiences as part of a film promotion and that I did so freely, without any payment. Maybe you should sell your story it could make you millions?

Kind regards,

Stefan Lobuczek :)

In response to:Email To Mastercard - Complaint

2008-08-05T22:44:30+02:00

This is great stuff.

In response to:Email Sent To Metro Newspaper

2008-08-05T17:00:52+02:00

Awesome writing skills that man has :-)

Tom.

In response to:Complaint sent To KFC

2008-08-05T16:59:30+02:00

Sorry to have to let yo down, but the Colonel is dead. He died of pneumonia, which seems to be one of those celebrity deaths of choice in America.

My advice is not to lick the fingers of strange people in fast food restaurants, enticing as this may be, as people generally don't wash their hands before tucking in. You don't know where they have been.