Dear Carphone Warehouse
I am emailing you to complain about your continued deception of the public. After listening to many of your adverts on the radio, I plucked up the courage, which being agoraphobic is not something I do lightly, and decided to visit your warehouse.
Now, this is where my troubles erupted for after walking the length and breadth of all nearby industrial estates I was unable to locate your warehouse.
When finally I asked directions to your warehouse I was pointed towards the Main Street of my local town whereby I found your measly shop.
A shop?
Can you imagine my surprise when I found out that you were not in fact a warehouse as you advertise on the radio but a shop no bigger than a bookie?
Even my local WH Smith’s are bigger than you, and you don’t hear them advertising that they are a warehouse.
I would like to see the “Warehouse” part of your company name removed from all advertising until you actually relocate your entire network of shops to Warehouses, failure to do this would be irresponsible on your part and a smack in the face to people like me who care about the many pitfalls of false-representation.
Thank you for your time, I look forward to hearing your new “revised” adverts.
