To whomever it may concern,
Recently I visited your store in Blackwood, South Wales and was horrified to discover that in your fresh fruit and veg section, there was what appeared to be at first glance a healthy pear. Now, this pear had caught my eye as like I said, from a distance it looked healthy and delicious.
Upon further inspection I was shocked to discover that what I had mistaken for a healthy pear was in fact at least one day past its best. Now, I don’t know what kind of con you as a company are trying to pull but I for one will not tolerate it. Knowing that you are selling dodgy goods has brought me a great deal of distress, after all, if I am unable to trust a faceless multinational industry giant then who can I trust?
I would like your written guarantee that that almost rotten pear was an anomaly in your otherwise fine fruit and veg selection (Although I did purchase a banana from you with a black bit in it a couple of years ago, but for now I'll let that slide.)
I’m looking forward to both your response and most sincere apology.
Faithfully,
Dean Griffiths.
you're a complete fucking mongol.
a pear caught your eyes across the room? there's your first problem, you're retarded.
you were left "distressed" because this was left on sale. There's your second problem, your an overly sensitive retard.
you want Asda to make a promise that this was an anomaly? There's your third problem, you're still a retard.
Get a life, bitch.