To whomever it may concern.

I would like to complain about your “for everything else” series of adverts. These adverts suggest that barring my baby’s first smile and other sentimental moments, I can use my Mastercard for everything else.

So imagine my surprise when I tried using your Mastercard to finalize a deal for a shipment of Columbia’s finest Bam Bam by brandishing my Mastercard and telling my business associate to charge the money I owed him to it.

To cut a long story short, I was lucky to get out of that meeting alive.

I would like to know what you intend on doing about the fact that your product let me down and made me appear foolish in front of business associates that I invested a lot of my time and energy in making in the first place.

I would be grateful if in the future you would run a list of places where your card is not an acceptable form of payment so that I don’t make this mistake again.

I look forward to your response.

Dean Griffiths.